Do as I Say, don't do as I do.

Pam found another one, a hypocrite who preaches chastidy and fidelity while doing the mattress Mambo.

This time it is conservative stalwart, modern culture denouncing, liberal attacking, Monseingor. Eugene V. Clark, rector of St. Patrick's Cathedral.

A spokesman for the Archdiocese of New York confirmed it is investigating the claim of a sexual relationship between Clark, 79, and his longtime secretary, Laura DeFilippo, 46, of Eastchester, made in court papers recently filed by DeFilippo's husband, Philip, in Westchester County Family Court.