What you Learn Listening to Talk Radio (Right Wing)

From Stage Left

[1] George W. Bush is the greatest war president to ever grace the planet - anyone who thinks differently is a terrorist loving, despot supporting, anti-American, communist, hoping for the down-fall of the greatest nation to ever grace the face of the planet.

[2] Everything in Iraq is going fine - anyone who thinks differently is a terrorist loving, despot supporting, anti-American, communist, hoping for the down-fall of the greatest nation to ever grace the face of the planet.

[3] Afghanistan is now a true democracy and everything is going fine there - anyone who thinks differently is a terrorist loving, despot supporting, anti-American, communist, hoping for the down-fall of the greatest nation to ever grace the face of the planet.

[4] Ann Coulter is so righteous that were she still a virgin the world would probably be treated to another divine conception.

[5] The United States of America found the weapons of mass destruction in Iraq - anyone who thinks differently is a terrorist loving, despot supporting, anti-American, communist, hoping for the down-fall of the greatest nation to ever grace the face of the planet.

[6] Al Franken, Randi Rhodes, Jerry Springer, Jon Stewart, Michael Moore, Noam Chomsky, and Hillary Clinton are the 7 headed dragon discussed in the book of Revelations.

[7] Sean Hannity, Rush Limbaugh, Bill O’Reilly, Neil Boortz, and Mark Levin are always right - anyone who thinks differently is a terrorist loving, despot supporting, anti-American, communist, hoping for the down-fall of the greatest nation to ever grace the face of the planet.

[8] No prisoner captured by any branch of the US military, or interrogated by any branch of any US intelligence agency has ever been tortured or killed while in their custody - anyone who thinks differently is a terrorist loving, despot supporting, anti-American, communist, hoping for the down-fall of the greatest nation to ever grace the face of the planet.

[9] The United Nations has never done, or been responsible for, anything right or good - anyone who thinks differently is a terrorist loving, despot supporting, anti-American, communist, hoping for the down-fall of the greatest nation to ever grace the face of the planet.

[10] There is only one god, the christian god, and in the divine “War on Terror” he is on the side of the United States of America aiding in the fulfillment of their manifest destiny - anyone who thinks differently is a terrorist loving, despot supporting, anti-American, communist, hoping for the down-fall of the greatest nation to ever grace the face of the planet.

[11] Americans who entertain any doubt what so ever that their president might have lied or misrepresented anything at all about Iraq or the circumstances leading up to the invasion and occupation of Iraq is a terrorist loving, despot supporting, anti-American, communist, hoping for the down-fall of the greatest nation to ever grace the face of the planet.

[12] Anyone who is not an American who entertains any doubt what so ever that the president of the United States of America might have lied or misrepresented anything at all about Iraq or the circumstances leading up to the invasion and occupation of Iraq is a terrorist loving, despot supporting, anti-American, communist, hoping for the down-fall of the greatest nation to ever grace the face of the planet.