My Dog Ate It, The Little Boy Fell Out

of bed and woke up, and I can't recall.

Three time proven ways to get out of the corner that you painted yourself into.

When you failed to finish (or even start) your homework, just blame it's nonexistence on some outside force. If you are writing a story, and there is no easy way to end it, just excuse it as a dream, and when you are caught lying, pretend you can't remember.

The case against Libby: He testified that he learned from NBC correspondent Tim Russert the identity of a covert CIA officer who is the wife of Bush administration critic Joseph Wilson. Russert says they never discussed it.

The facts, prosecutor Fitzgerald said, are that the month before the conversation with Russert, Libby learned about the CIA status of Valerie Plame from Cheney, from a senior CIA officer and from an undersecretary of state.

Of course, committing an act of treason is an act that I am sure Scooter would love to forget. Now he will have at least a couple more years to dwell on his decision to turn traitor, and maybe repent.